Tuesday, April 29, 2008

new movie reviews

Forbidden Kingdom
Rating - 1/5 stars

This movie is a fucking disgrace and insult to Chinese cinema and culture. Stop making fun of Chinese in your movies, HollyWOOD!!! I wonder why did Jet Li and Jackie Chan, supposely the pride of Asia Chinese sold out themselves for a big paycheck. Its not like they dun have the money or better projects to be involve with.

I was wondering why other Asian actors get great roles in movies in Hollywood like Rinko Kinkuchi in 'Babel', also earning herself an Oscar nominee, Ken Watanabe in 'The Last Samurai' and 'Memoirs of Geisha', Michelle Yeoh also in Geisha, Sunshine, and Tomorrow Never Dies, but actors like this 2 and Chow un Fatt keep appearing in some dumb Hollywood B-F grade action comedy.

When you heard dialogue like "1 mountain canot have 2 tigers", it makes me wonder the American must be thinking we Chinese English must be really dumb and silly. The whole movie is just making fun of famous Chinese characters in movies, the chinese idioms and language. FUCk You Hollywood.!!

Harold and Kumar 2 - Escape From Guantanamo Bay
Rating - 3/5 stars

THis movies is just like a replica of the first movie, just that from going to White Castle, they are now escaping from Guantanamo Bay. They reuse almost 3 quarter of the jokes of the first movies. But great effort of them making racist and political jokes funny and not really causing abuse to them. And Harold and Kumar are really likeable in these roles.

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